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epub | 8.86 MB | English| Isbn:9780307594389 | Author: Carl Hiaasen | Year: 2010
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Quote:A hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane from "Florida's most entertainingly indignant social critic" (The New York Times Book Review) and the national bestselling author of Squeeze Me.Category:Mystery & Thrillers, Fiction, Fiction Subjects, Other Mystery Categories, Arts & Entertainment - Fiction, Humorous Mysteries & Crime Capers, Music & Musicians - Fiction
Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (née Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteen-and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster.
Now meet Cherry again: in the person of her "undercover stunt double," Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the singer is too "indisposed"-meaning wasted-to go out in public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott.
Now the challenge for Cherry's handlers (über-stage mother; horndog record producer; nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin publicists; weed whacker-wielding bodyguard) is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherry's public-and from Cherry herself.
The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skink-the unhinged former governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swamp-and now he's heading for Miami to find her . . .
Will Bang Abbott achieve his fantasy of a lucrative private photo session with Cherry Pye? Will Cherry sober up in time to lip-synch her way through her concert tour? Will Skink track down Ann DeLusia before Cherry's motley posse does?
BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Carl Hiaasen's Bad Monkey.