12-07-2024, 03:14 PM
epub | 7.31 MB | English| Isbn:9781440538827 | Author: Philip Athans | Year: 2012
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Quote:Yes, world domination and eternal adoration can be yours!Category:Humor, Religion, General & Miscellaneous Religion, Religion - Reference, Religion & Beliefs - Humor
"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion."
Attributed to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology
Wouldn't you like to control countless worshippers with a single word? To call forth bountiful offerings of gold and silver? Wouldn't you love to make your acolytes bow in awe of your greatness?
Starting a new religion can be fun and profitable. You'll laugh along with Philip Athans (founder, leader, and sole member of the Church of Phil), as he shows you how to:
[*]Gather the flock and keep 'em coming back for more
[*]Organize mysterious and complex rituals
[*]Interrogate (or just ridicule) the hell out of nonbelievers
[*]Recruit celebrity spokespeople, from Tom Cruise to Uma Thurman
If you've ever felt the need to sacrifice on an altar beneath a blood-red moon, or just make Friday a holy day (three-day weekend, anyone?), this is the only sacred creed you need.
Live long and prosper.