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How To Make Friends With Your Houseplants - Farid - 01-01-2025

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English | December 14, 2024 | ASIN: B0DQJV2H6P | 200 pages | PDF | 11 Mb

How To Make Friends With Your Houseplants (Miranda Smith) (2021)
Catergory: Gardening, Nonfiction

Quote:Are you a plant enthusiast with an overflowing jungle of green companions?
Or maybe you're looking for the ultimate gag gift for the plant-obsessed friend who talks to their pothos like it's a therapist?


🌞 How to Make Friends with Your Houseplant (Without Creeping Them Out) is the hilarious, must-have parody guide you didn't know you needed!

Packed with laugh-out-loud advice, tongue-in-cheek tips, and outrageous insights, this book is the perfect way to poke fun at the ups and downs of plant parenthood. Whether you're a seasoned green thumb or still mourning the succulent you forgot to water, this comedic gem will leave you-and your leafy roommates-in stitches.

This isn't your typical plant care guide-it's a hilariously offbeat journey into the world of plant-human relationships. From sidestepping cringe-worthy faux pas with your fiddle-leaf fig to hosting unforgettable soirées your pothos will adore, this book is here to transform your plant parenting game.🌞 Here's a sneak peek at the leafy lessons awaiting you

Chapter 1: First Impressions - Not Making It Weird
Chapter 2: Plant Psychology 101 - Understanding Their Inner World
Chapter 3: Leaf Me Alone - What Plants Find Creepy and How to Avoid It
Chapter 4: Becoming a Better You - Someone Plants Want to Be Around
Chapter 5: Overcoming Grudges - When Your Plant Won't Forgive You
Chapter 6: The Language of Leaves - Learning How Plants Communicate
Chapter 7: Social Climbing - Navigating Group Dynamics with Multiple Plants
Chapter 8: Finding Common Ground - Shared Interests with Your Green Friends
Chapter 9: When They Don't Like You - Dealing with Plant Rejection
Chapter 10: Plant-roductions - Navigating Social Situations with Your Green Friends
Chapter 11: Propagation Preparation - The Joy (and Chaos) of Baby Plants
Chapter 12: Saying Goodbye - Dealing with Plant Death, Aging, and Grief
Chapter 13: The Curious Calculations of Plant Math
Chapter 14: Keep Growing - A Final Word

🌞 Chase Echelrubel, (pronouncedeck-el-ROO-bull ), Certified Liaison for Organic Relationships with Botanicals (CLORB)*, is here to guide you through the ups and downs of living a plant-centric lifestyle with humor, wit, and just enough absurdity to keep your monstera entertained.

*Self-certified, obviously. But still incredibly qualified.

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