Quote:APOCALYPSE GREG
The world ended. Greg's real life finally began.
For twenty-eight years, Greg survived the corporate trenches. Premium dark roast at 7 AM. Then, Rachel from HR policing the microwave. Brad stealing credit in projects.
Then civilization collapsed. The dead rose. Society crumbled.
Greg has never been happier.
SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: WORLD STATE-CATASTROPHIC
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE UNLOCKED: ACTUAL FREEDOM
No more conference calls. No more Karen asking why he's still single. No more Dave's fantasy football spam.
Just him, his survival skills, and blessed silence of the dead.
This is the ultimate work from home experience and he's finally achieving that work-life balance HR always preached about.
Sometimes saving humanity means avoiding what's left of it.